When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.
Then spike it liberally. I'm talking, like, one glass gets you tipsy and it burns going down liberally. And then you'll forget all about the lemons and giggle about some stupid infomercial instead!
DISCLAIMER: I am not advocating alcoholism, nor am I an alcoholic. But every once in a while, I need some lemonade. And tonight might be one of those nights.
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