Why is it?

Why is it that the first time you're doing a critical task at work by yourself, it goes horribly wrong and you have to call someone in for overtime at 11 p.m.? We have a printer at my job that is absolutely critical — if it goes down, we have no newspaper the next day. And the first time I'm in charge of sending the film through without my boss here, it decides it's going to stop working three pages in for over an hour, until I had to call her in on her night off to fix it. *headdesk*

Well, at least we got it figured out before we had to call in the maintenance guy, too. And hopefully that's out of the way and next week will go nice and smoothly.

Still, there's this scene in the movie "Armageddon" where the Russian cosmonaut at the space station gets frustrated with a machine and beats it with a crowbar until it starts working again. I have never wanted to re-enact that scene so badly.

Why not to eat a week's worth of guacamole in one sitting

OH GOD MY CHEST IT BURNS