Sunday, September 21, 2008

I cannot believe it

How have I lived 26 years without know about this movie?

"Breaker! Breaker!" (1977) stars Chuck Norris as a "martial arts trucker whose kid brother disappears in a redneck town run by a corrupt judge." That is the exact description as given by my OnDemand service.

PRE-BEARD CHUCK NORRIS. OMG. (They must have used makeup to hide the other fist.) This is by far not the most ridiculous part of this movie.

EDIT: This movie has everything! Blackmail using children, deformed teddy bears, see-through helicopters, crazy doll ladies, a jail cell furnished with honest-to-God HAY, and Chuck Norris kicking a whole lot of ass.

Makes me wish I was a martial arts trucker.

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