Oh, co-workers

I did not come in for a daytime shift because I felt left out of your daytime conversations about your children's plays or whatever. I know you don't see me often, but I have not learned Spanish since the last time you asked. Oh, and no, I cannot do your work for you now, because I am here to do my own work. NOW GO AWAY.

I am so glad I do not work a day shift normally. I think I would go insane with all the people who come in and talk to you like you don't have something better to do. Especially at the asscrack of 10 a.m. or whenever the hell I put on my headphones to drown out the damned morning people.